Let's talk about something old fat asses like myself deal with, that you youngins don't want to experience.
When you get old and stay fat, something happens to your butthole. It sometimes acts like a Sharpie, where you can wipe and wipe but the toilet paper keeps coming up with smudges.
I noticed today after my morning constitutional that this godawful Sharpie effect has been greatly lessened. Whether it's the weight lost, or the massive change in my diet, I don't fucking know - but it's an unexpected benefit that I didn't even think would be an option. I had assumed my butthole would remain the disgusting swamp it has been for the past several years.
Ever roll up a square of toilet paper and shove it between your ass cheeks so you wouldn't feel the inevitable greasy moistness during the day? I fucking have.
Let my tale serve as a warning to you younger ketoers: Stay the course. Improve your body. Don't become the fat old smelly bitch in the office.
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