Ladies and gentlemen, and ketoers of all ages:
On this day of our Bacon Lord, November the 11th of 2017, I have stepped onto the plastic slate of tribulation in hope that I may receive an answer other than the nonsensical phrase, "E." For more than 3 years I have ordained this phrase to mean "excessive."
After a near lifetime of an immense binge of alcohol and pizza to embolden myself to destroy this doodad, I realized that the problem was with my lifestyle and not the fact that I was an "E" to this mysterious creature. I changed my lifestyle and began to eat salad covered in olive oil and ranch, also bacon and eggs every single day. After my face had slimmed, and my waist had shrunk 7 inches in only 1 and a half months nearly costing me an indecent exposure charge from loose trousers, I decided it was time to slay the dragon.
With two feet placed evenly on the scale, revealing the newfound boniness of my toes and heels, the scale squealed and revealed to me the strange number of 396.4 lbs. I decided that this was much better than "E."
No but seriously guys, I cannot believe that I made it this far in only a month and a half! 65 inch waist is down to 57, and 66 inch belly is also down to 57; I can barely contain my excitement for the future. Without this subreddit, your support, and this new life I am uncovering, I wouldn't be where I am today. I would be making beer pyramids out of my 6 tallboy-a-day diet.
Even though my own terrible life choices took away a lot of my sight in my right eye and some in my life, I take it as a scar of honor, that I turned away from such a terrible life. I will learn to smile every time a sign or letter looks crazy in my damaged right eye, because I did something about this!
Again, thank you so much, starting my weight off with a 3 just feels so good and takes me back to the time I cried about it in 7th grade. I wish I could give the old me a hug and tell him that I will turn it around. Now that I see that I am on my way finally, the sky is the limit!
Being FAT Made me Blind!
Track my progress.
Original Post - (Sept. 24 2017)
1 Month Update - (Oct. 23 2017)
Under 60 Inch Waist - (Oct. 28 2017)
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